~#FEF1~Hey, how you doin', blo'.
~#FEF1~I'm here to make money, dude. It's all good.
~#FEF1~Wha' you lugin' faw, dude.
~#FEF1~Wha' you want?
~#FEF1~You come faw business?
~#FEF1~There no betta time to meet me, dude.
~#FEF1~I just got in some gweat stuff - you like - it hardcaw.
~#FEF1~I'm the best deala in this misewable city, check it out...
~#FEF1~Hey, you could learn fwom me, blo. Take a lug at my deals.
~#FEF1~I knew you'd turn up, so I got a gweat deal wedy faw you...
~#FEF1~Take a lug. Like wha' you see?
~#FEF1~I hope you weren't followed by the law. Not tha' I'm scared ... you weren't followed though were you?
~#FEF1~I'll sell dwugs to anyone, I'm not scarwed.
~#FEF1~My shi' is fugging gweat ... my dwugs are pwetty good too.
~#FEF1~This shi' will get you so high you be twipping over moon-wock.
~#FEF1~I give good pwices on the ~#FEFF~ ... you see.
~#FEF1~See the ~#FEFF~, I killed fifteen assassins to get tha', and I sell to you at only $~#FEFE~ a bag.
~#FEF1~My fatha died while taking ~#FEFF~, this is the last of his stash. It the best stuff I have, and a gweat pwice too.
~#FEF1~At jus' $~#FEFE~ you'd think my ~#FEFF~ would be flying out. Where are all the addicts in this neighborhood? They can't all be dead.
~#FEF1~I got the bes' ~#FEFF~ going, and at jus' $~#FEFE~ a bag you could abuse half; sell the west, and still make a clea' pwofit.
~#FEF1~Velly good choice.
~#FEF1~Yaw choice shows wisdom, almos' equal to my own ... almos'.
~#FEF1~You could sell tha' on for a big pwofit - no pwoblem.
~#FEF1~Velly fine quality ~#FEFF~, but not so stwong. Maybe you buy twice as much to get same high?
~#FEF1~Good. You'll get so high on tha', you'll be shitting fwom the clouds. Weazel News will have to issue a shi' storm warning.
~#FEF1~I bet you couldn't do the amoun' of ~#FEFF~ as me. I'm fugging awesome - but keep that to yawself.
~#FEF1~Ah... you have good knowledge of business.
~#FEF1~Couwageous decision. There's not much market faw that wight now - I thought I'd never sell it.
~#FEF1~Is tha' all you wan'? I figured a man like you would be able to take maw. Please, buy maw, if you are weal man, like me.
~#FEF1~Always happy to help. You need to get shi' faced maw, I'll help you get there.
~#FEF1~Not sho' I want, unless you give good pwice.
~#FEF1~You should get a maw impwessive bag, yaws is a bit cheap lugging.
~#FEF1~Of caws, this would be impwessive to a lessa deala than me.
~#FEF1~I'm wedy, if you're wedy.
~#FEF1~You show me yaw's and I'll show you mine.
~#FEF1~If I close my eyes and say it thwee times, will you have any ~#FEFF~, ~#FEFF~, ~#FEFF~? ...Hmmm, no.
~#FEF1~Maybe I buy, maybe I wait until you got something I wan'...
~#FEF1~Heh! Heh! You don't even have any ~#FEFF~. Wha' kind of a deala are you. You're not in my league, that's faw shaw.
~#FEF1~If you had some ~#FEFF~ we could talk like equals. Until then, I mus' keep up my iwitating condescension.
~#FEF1~I was excited for a second. I thought you had some ~#FEFF~. Now I feel as deflated as a dog in my fatha's kitchen.
~#FEF1~I like the ~#FEFF~, it good sella.
~#FEF1~At las'! Someone bwings me ~#FEFF~. My appweciation extends to $~#FEFE~ a bag, but no furtha.
~#FEF1~You have ~#FEFF~! My pwice is the bes' you'll find, $~#FEFE~ a bag. Twuly awesome, like me.
~#FEF1~Shaw. I can afford $~#FEFE~ faw ~#FEFF~. But $~#FEFE~ is pwicey faw 1 bag. I could get 2 bags faw $~#FEFE~ elsewhere.
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ will work wondas faw my tedious sex life. It should give my dog a weal pep - I mean, my bitch ...it'll give my bitch a pep.
~#FEF1~Yeah, this velly good. Velly good.
~#FEF1~Supewb quality ~#FEFF~. Did you get that shi' fwom me?
~#FEF1~I love that stuff maw than I love myself - I'm not kidding awownd neitha.
~#FEF1~My motha's addicted to ~#FEFF~ ...I don't wan' to force it on her, but when she's clean she's a pain in the ass, so wha' can I do?
~#FEF1~Okay. You got my attention...
~#FEF1~Amewica is a gweat countwy: where else could a man with no skills, no morals, and no spine earn a sports-star income?
~#FEF1~I like to put ~#FEFF~ in my dog's food. It make him cwazy. It velly funny. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~I should have enough ~#FEFF~ now to O.D. my motha... Heh! Heh! My went's due, and I've got otha shi' to spend my cash on.
~#FEF1~Happy to help you out. You look like you need it.
~#FEF1~I take that deal, friend.
~#FEF1~You I like. You come back soon.
~#FEF1~I should be hea all the time, so visit again soon.
~#FEF1~I have betta deals nex' time you hea.
~#FEF1~You jus' got hea. You going already?
~#FEF1~You come back make betta deal soon, yes?
~#FEF1~How you expect make money when you no trade?
~#FEF1~Ttong-koo-mung! You waste my valuable time!
~#FEF1~It good you come visit me, you wan' to see a weal dealer. I undastand.
~#FEF1~You'll neva be any good if you don' play the game, gae saeki!
~#FEF1~You missing out on opportunity of a lifetime...
~#FEF1~You have plenty fun - lugging hea, luggin there - but make no money. You crazy!
~#FEF1~...Anotha hour of my life I'll neva get back. I hope you enjoy wasting my time.
~#FEF1~Did you come hea lugging faw a date? Okay, I'm pwetty, but I not into boy love no maw. Come on! Make a deal!
~#FEF1~Why can't you make up yaw mind? If yaw off yaw face, get the hell out of mine, poji!
~#FEF1~Are you jus' killing time faw a weason?
~#FEF1~I supposed to jus' give this to you? I don' think so. You pay, you take.
~#FEF1~Yes, I'll keep hold of tha' faw you. You go get money - yes?
~#FEF1~Not so fas'. I'm not blind. You not take wha' you can't affawd, chaji.
~#FEF1~Until you've got enough money, fingewing my shit is out of the question, so stop it.
~#FEF1~You don't have enough cash faw this, but we can work something out ... Do you have any lube?
~#FEF1~I like trade with you - you are fool.
~#FEF1~Please, buy maw fwom me and sell back again.
~#FEF1~You could learn a lot fwom me, but I like you as you are - a pwofitable idiot. Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~Ha! Ha! Ha! Chinese make velly bad gangstas - they can't add up!
~#FEF1~You just got owned, poji!
~#FEF1~Enjoy the pwofits. Evewy dog should have his day.
~#FEF1~Congwatulations, you've done well, but don't go bwagging - I hate bwaggarts.
~#FEF1~This pwice is called a loss leada. Don't think you got one ova on me. You didn't.
~#FEF1~I knew you couldn't wesist ~#FEFF~ at tha' pwice. Why not twy some? ...Heh! Heh!
~#FEF1~The ~#FEFF~ pwice was so low because the main ingwedients were actually scwaped fwom my fatha's kitchen flaw. Good luck selling it, dude.
~#FEF1~Wha' you wan'? I got nothin' faw you like that.
~#FEF1~Yaw blind. Heh! Heh! Get some fugging glasses. I not got any of tha' shi'.
~#FEF1~Yaw a crazy coke bitch. Heh! Heh! Wha' you wan' I ain't got.
~#FEF1~How much shi' have you done? You can see things in there that I don't have!
~#FEF1~Yaw seeing things blo. I got none of that.
~#FEF1~All out of stuff now. Velly solly.
~#FEF1~As usual, I'm sold out again. If you wan' to buy my shi', you betta get here soona.
~#FEF1~You're too slow. I'm all out of shi'. I know, it hard twying to keep up with me. What can I say?
~#FEF1~You wan' to buy fwom me - you betta make an appointment; my shi' moves fas'.
~#FEF1~Cleaned out again! I'm so good at this game I aught to wite a book ... then you could wead it and learn.
~#FEF1~You velly smug light now, yes? It not velly attwactive.
~#FEF1~I made maw money selling dogs at market back home. You not do that gweat.
~#FEF1~Big head. I still betta than you. You just got luggy on tha' deal.
~#FEF1~Show off!
~#FEF1~One day, you might be betta than me, but that day's still not today.
